Sayargh's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Chicken or the egg!]

Darn religion.

Irrational religious beliefs will only get you so far folks, like the religious people who commented before me who are just gullible and will accept anything they are told as truth, hey i've got a great idea, lets go prove that theres a teapot floating around the sun... weeeee... just because it can't be proven wrong doesn't mean its automatically true, if thats true *I* am god.

As for the movie, brilliant stuff, very funny... I laughed even at the "nought" bit. Anyone who doubts evolution is one of the idiots I described above.

[The Starberry Collection6]

Totally pointless, like your other movies should..

..not get on newgrounds, EVER.

Starberry responds:

go get your dumbass review banned because you're going down the right path

[Who Killed Ken Kutaragi]

Great

Scooby Doo references were what made me laugh the most, I Hate that show so any parody of it I enjoy. I do quite enjoy random humor. i've found most people don't like it. Jack tompson cerebro very entertaining - I bet he would do that if he could. Zelda Twightlight princess = lamest thing nintendo ever did.

Oh boy! Peaches!

AceRaynor responds:

Thanks. It takes thirty writers cooped up in a room with a constant supply of coffee to write a passable story with random humor that an average person can enjoy (like Family Guy for example). Someday though – someday I will sit upon the iron throne of comedy writing, bathed in blood of my feeble opponents, leeching of whatever humor they may have had! Ahem.

[A "B"-ming Christmas]

Great Hybrid of a lock/clock movie.

I know it makes a lot less sense but it would be a LOT funnier if it was not strawberry clock junior but Strawberry clock himself sitting in santa locks lap... Don't you think? He's socialising with the enemy then!

[LL - Christmas Goodbye]

What?

Kick the guy in the Lock Legion with the best animation skills out of the lot of them? they really like shooting themselves in the foot don't they.

[LL - Final Fantasy: Lawk2]

Shut the f**k up i'm working on it.

Exactly what I felt like saying when doing that bit on FF8.

[The Real Mortal Kombat: 2]

Good but...

That was good but moved along far too slowly... that would've been so much funnier if it had some music in it and perhaps speeded up a little, felt like it dragged on. plus the lip movement really sucks.

[Donkey Kong Country 1½]

Great...!

Only problem is Banjo-Kazooie was never owned by Nintendo... It is possible for them to make new BK games for the xbox... not like they will anyway! :D

[Decline of Video Gaming 3]

Some people say Decline 2 looked better...

Well, maybe a few, but they're dead wrong, think about it.

Decline 2 is 12 frames per second, this looks at least 25 frames per second, the hand movements and facial expressions are far superior too. You're all talking out of your arse if you think Decline 2 looked better.

[Burnt Face Man 4]

Great

"if only you weren't so useless burnt face man, we'd be saved" - "What? that's just a bath with a pair of scissors in" - "on slightly bruised man, where are you?" - "I can hear but I can't see you... i'm trapped behind glasse" - "What?!"

LOL.